The Adventures of the "Stanley Snatcher" & More!

[00:00:00] Hello guys, welcome back to the V Word Podcast. Today we are here with me, Taylor and your host, and then we have... I'm Emily, one of the co-hosts. I'm Amelia, one of the other co-hosts. And I'm Delilah, one of the other co-hosts. And today we will be talking about... What do you guys want to talk about? I don't know. How about our day?

[00:00:28] Perfect start. So, who wants to start? Me? Okay. Okay. Today I had a rough day. So, basically, I had a good day up until, I want to say, math class, because we had a sub. And she was nice, but she kept yelling at us to do our work, but we were doing our work. And I'm almost done. So, I have a lot of homework now, though.

[00:00:57] And then, my grades are kind of meh. And, I got to get those up. So, I have a lot of work. And then, in the last period of the day, there was a kid being mean to me. But I don't care. I don't let those haters get in my way. I come back like a boomerang. I'm just kidding. But, yeah. Famous JoJo Seawal quote. My day was good. We had a sub in my ELA class.

[00:01:26] But, like, we were supposed to, like, read. And we didn't even read. And, like, I don't like reading, but it's better than what we actually did. That sounds good. Yeah. In my ELA class, since I had that same sub for my homeroom as well, what we did in class was really annoying. We had to, like, fill out a bunch of questions, find out our future career.

[00:01:54] There's so many. And I was the last one to finish in our period one. And I got a judge. Ooh, nice. That's actually what I want to be when I'm older. Like, you have to be a lawyer first, but that's what I want my occupation to be. That's cool. My day was good. I had the same ELA thing. We had to take the dumb test about what you're going to be. It's called Zello. And it was boring.

[00:02:26] Amelia, stop, like, dying. I had to, like, 30 in the class. Let me get comfy. Hold up, y'all. Sorry. So basically our days were all right. Kind of same old. But a great thing is it's Friday, and we, I hope all of us like Fridays, because that means no school for at least a weekend. And this weekend, ooh, we could talk about what we're doing. Do you guys want to do that on the weekend? I'm not doing anything, though. What do I say?

[00:02:56] Well, I'm setting up my Christmas tree. Oh, God. I already set mine up. It's too early. Let's get to Thanksgiving. It's too late. What are you talking about? Oh, my family's hosting Thanksgiving. So we have to wait to put up the tree because we're hosting Thanksgiving. It's a nightmare. Sorry, you go. This weekend, I'm going to be hanging out with my friend on Saturday. And then I think I'm going to. No. My friend Ava.

[00:03:25] Oh, I know who she's like. Ava. Ava, yeah. And we're going to, like, Fun City. It's going to be fun because we can't really hang out at school. We had Jim together last quarter, but she's on the other team, so we don't really see her a lot. So we try to hang out as much as we can when it's, like, not at school. And then I think later today I might be going to a Portuguese restaurant called Odeniz, if any of you guys know that. Well, I think I might have heard of it.

[00:03:55] I have ups. Oh, so after club, I have the volleyball end of season banquet. It's like dinner and you're allowed to bring your family. So my mom, my dad, me, and my two little sisters are all going and that's going to be our dinner. Wait, you do volleyball? Well, it's the last week, this week. So next week I'll be continuing cooking.

[00:04:25] That sounds cool. How many clubs do you do? Podcast. I don't know if volleyball counts, but I'll count it. Um, cooking. And that's about it. That's three. That sounds more than I do. You know what I do? Sure. After school? On Fridays I have podcasts. And then I don't do anything. Yay! So fun.

[00:04:54] So much fun. I literally, I have no sports besides this. That's why I wanted to sign up for like something through the school. Because my sport, it's kind of like sad because it's at the end of the year only. So I have to wait all year for a sport. That's why I want to do something like maybe like dance or something. Because this is only every Friday. So I don't really do much. And it gets kind of boring. But at least I have like my weekends free and no like games or anything. But yeah.

[00:05:23] You want to know what my sport is? Hmm? Sleeping. Oh my god. Best sports. That's such a sport. Softball. Oh my god. You guys want to know what happened on the last playoff game? What'd you do this time? So, it wasn't technically the last playoff game. We only made it to I think the first playoff or the second one. Literally, so I was going to bat and then the pitcher was like kind of not good.

[00:05:49] And she kept hitting people but I was the first person she actually hit. She hit me right in the ankle with the softball and I was limping. And they still made me run to my free base because when they hit you, you get a free base. You get to walk. It's called a walk. And I still had to go to that base. And it hurt all the way there. And then she hit my friend right in the back with the softball and we were both new players. So, it was our first season and it's like really sucked.

[00:06:18] And we both still had a walk. I was like trying so hard not to cry and I thankfully didn't. Well, yeah, you couldn't even tell because I maybe like had watery eyes but then my friend was like crying and I felt so bad for her because dang that must hurt like right in the back. We both had to sit out after that too because it was like really bad. But she ended up hitting someone else too I'm pretty sure and then they switched her out or it was after she hit my friend and they switched out the pitchers on that team. Yeah. You're the only sports I've ever played on Wii Sports.

[00:06:48] Oh, I have Wii Sports. Oh, Wii Sports. We do Wii Sports. Me and my brother played it and he beat me in everything. Ding. Oh, ding. Oh, my dad like feeds us in almost everything. We do. On the Wii. It's kind of sad. The only thing I'm better at than all of my family is softball and that's literally it because they are not good at sports. And soccer.

[00:07:18] I'm better than that a little bit than my sister but I teach her and my stepdad teaches her because she wants to do soccer but now she can't because she's doing the classes. I want to put it that far because like... We can hear you. It's so loud. It felt louder when we did a few episodes ago, last Friday's episode. They all sounded louder. Because we're probably getting used to the equipment.

[00:07:48] Oh, probably. True. True. So what did you guys get on your job career thing if you finished? She didn't do it so how about like... Me? I did do it but I did a few weeks ago. Oh, okay. Um, I got like literally everything I've ever wanted to be like a hairstylist and interior designer. Like the only thing I didn't get was an astronaut and I was like preschool when I wanted to do that. Um...

[00:08:17] Anyway, someone else? Um, for the thing I didn't finish it but for the heart one where you have to pick which ones you like. I got like interior designer and like accountant and stuff like that. Well... I got stuff similar to that but not enough to make it like the same. So what'd you get? Technically I didn't get anything because like this year because you... I know you guys are in sixth grade and you do that part.

[00:08:46] You get like you do the survey and get one but we just like edit like what we got and like we edit what we like and don't like and if we edit a lot of them they might give us a new job. That's what you do in seventh grade. But I'm pretty sure I got like lawyer and like dancer and singer and like cool job like fun jobs and then the only job that I really wanted to do that was not like a fun job is lawyer. But that makes a lot of money and I'm good at writing.

[00:09:14] You have to use a lot of your like ELA skills and stuff so I'm pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. I got judge and most of the stuff I got was like lawyer then there was this other kind of lawyer but I forget the name of and it was like it was like judge's assistant I forget what it was called and then I got a bunch of engineers so I got like plane engineer like technical engineer chemical engineer so I got basically entirely that.

[00:09:43] I did get interior design but that came out of absolutely nowhere. Like it didn't involve literally any other thing I got. That's weird. I feel like interior design is like mostly creativity so maybe if you put something down that had to do with like being creative maybe that's what why you got that. Highly down I put that. Like almost everything I got was like design stuff. It was like fashion design clothes design.

[00:10:12] I should just work with what's her name who created dress to impress. Gigi. Yeah. I should just work with Gigi and be a dress to impress person because I could make such cute stuff for that game. That's like my favorite game too. I could like they should have like Nike in there. We need some Nike. They do have Nike. I have a pair of or I think they do. I'm not sure. My friend I was wearing a pair of shoes and she was like oh my god those are a dress to impress. And they were a pair of Nike shoes.

[00:10:43] Oh my god. Delilah. Wait that kind of sounds good. Wait guys ready ASMR. What is that ASMR? It sounds like ripping off a band-aid. Oh my god my ears. Ready look. That sounds better but like. The crunching of it. That sounds so good. Amelia can you do any voice impressions?

[00:11:13] No. Hello. You can't do voice things? What the alpha? Well I can be a squirrel and I can speak squirrel and very fluid. Normally. I turned into a squirrel. Okay we actually need to stop. We need that. Focus people. Focus, focus, focus, focus, focus. This is all that was happening last podcast. We were just talking about funny stuff.

[00:11:45] Amen. Stop playing with the velcro. Give me the velcro if you really can. You can still use a velcro. Oh that's you. No that was.

[00:12:15] Wait. His name was. Back. That's interesting. Okay. Right. We're back from a short break. And he stole my Stanley. And I'm gonna call him the Stanley Stagger. Oh my god. We can just call this kid the Stanley Stagger throughout the podcast. Okay because then I saw him. He was trying to run out of the classroom with my family. And I was like. Get back here you big back. Oh. And he was.

[00:12:45] And then I saw him running down the stairs when it was time for his missile. With someone else's Stanley. Oh my god. We go by your own. He's really a Stanley snatcher guys. Guys. I can't wait for the Christmas update Gigi's gonna do. Sorry I just like love. Is Gigi a kid? No. No she's like a. No she's like a. No she's an adult I think. Or a teenager. Like an older teenager. Who plays Just to Impress? Me. I don't. Why? I don't play Just to Impress. I'm the only one who plays Just to Impress. I play it too.

[00:13:15] How? Wait what do you play it on? Free go. Uh. My PC or my tablet. Not. I don't really play Roblox on my phone. It's hard. Oh I don't have Roblox. Uh. It's free to download. I have it but I don't really like it. The last time I had Roblox I didn't use it. So that was. Also happened the last three times. It's hard. It's just a waste of storage. Yeah it takes up a lot of storage and my phone's kinda slow. It actually does. I don't know how my phone is not slow. I have. I have Snapchat, TikTok, Instagram.

[00:13:46] I have GoWish. I have Roblox. Um. It's actually kind of working. I can hear myself. Um. Guys I have so much. Yeah I have Snapchat. Uh. Amazon, DoorDash, Teemu, Teemu. Um. Amazon, TikTok, Snapchat, Instagram, Roblox. It's not. It's not. It's not. I hate how they changed it to Teemu. Oh my god. Teemu, Teemu. Ooh ooh. Teemu. Ooh ooh. Teemu.

[00:14:16] Teemu. What do y'all think about how we're not allowed to go to the um printer anymore? I don't like that. I like taking the printer trips. When the teacher like. Back in elementary. I love the teacher. I love. Cause last year in middle school cause I was in sixth grade you were allowed to do that. And at the beginning of the year you were allowed to do that. But I don't like that you can't do that anymore cause it was like nice. When the teacher lets you take a little printer trip it's nice. I don't even understand why we can't cause it's the same distance. I don't know. If you go to the bubbler from the like band room.

[00:14:45] Maybe kids were messing with it. If you're allowed to go to like the bubbler when you're in band you should be able to go to the printer when you're in class. Yeah I know and also I don't. That's like weird but maybe kids were like messing with it or something. Maybe. Try to break it. I'm not like taking other teachers work. Oh that's true and then they or maybe the teacher made like a cheat sheet or something. Or I don't know maybe they were printing stuff they shouldn't. Yeah maybe. Hold up wait I want to see. Wait. Wait. Wait.

[00:15:15] Amelia what are you doing? I was going to see you're supposed to. Well there's like um. I'm going to steal your mic for a second. But there's like the names and I was like and last time a few weeks ago when I was the producer or whatever I didn't know what to click. So I want to see where it said the names. I don't know where the issues came true. Where to get everything for cheap.

[00:15:44] My mic for a second. I'm going to say what the and then when I go like this. Oh my god. Wait my mic. Guys someone made me so mad the other day they like keep like calling me names and I just said what the. What the chicken.

[00:16:14] Wow. No I'm just kidding. What the chicken. Yeah I just said what the chicken. What the chicken nugget. That's. I said what the chicken. You guys thought I said something else. I practice that laugh. Why do you practice that? Cause it's funny. Actually I practice being a squirrel. What the alpha? Whoa. What the. What the sigma.

[00:16:49] Give my truth for. Why are you tapping on the table. This is going to be a pain to edit. I'm so sorry. No we don't have. And what we're saying right now.

[00:17:19] Spotify. I already have Spotify. Spotify is kind of hard. Spotify doesn't work right. Right. That's fine. Like when I click on a song it puts on a completely different song. Cause you don't have the membership when you click on one song I will give you a completely different song. You want Twinkle Twinkle Little Star? Too bad you get Eye of the Tiger. No it's not even Twinkle Twinkle Little Star I gave you freaking. I don't know.

[00:17:49] Twinkle Twinkle. It's like they'll give you like if you look up like good music they'll give you like the worst kind of music. It would be like. Guys guys listen to this ready? No. No. It hurts. It hurts. I don't like it. It's not even that loud. It's like not even loud. It's cause I'm crazy. I won't do it. I won't do it. I won't do it. I'm gonna be nice.

[00:18:17] You're being really silly goofy today you guys. I know. I'm verbal. Oh this is like verbal for me. This isn't even bad. You should have heard the episode with me Anthony Carter and that other girl I forget her name. Melanie. Yeah.

[00:18:47] Guys I need my best to back. You can't stop. I know. I can't believe she separated us. It's only because well no cause she could have let me stay and did the part where it's like community service or whatever and then I could have went and did podcasts with Anthony but I like this group actually. You guys are fun. Yeah. Those were amazing. Yup. And it's good to switch it up because it will only be one time probably hopefully. I don't know.

[00:19:16] Hopefully. Well you guys are fun. I like you all. But I just need. I need the last for Anthony. She has separation anxiety. Well. What? No. She needs Anthony. What is that last? What? I don't need him. Well Arby needs me. I need Gabby. Gabby left because she has an appointment. That sounds so good. That sounds so good. Leaving for an appointment. I know. Okay we need to stop with us you guys.

[00:19:47] We do not take this seriously. Absolutely not. No. This is supposed to be about like. This is supposed to be good. This is supposed to be good. We're supposed to be talking about like diversity and stuff like that. We're talking about friendship. That's what we do now. What the alpha?

[00:20:16] What the actual alpha? What the actual alpha? Sure. Because we're technically in a meeting. We're in a podcast meeting. Yes we are in a meeting. Do not disturb.

[00:20:47] Guys what do we talk about like actually? Guys I want to eat. I don't think that. Me too. I want more food. Give me food. I didn't even eat. Or I ate today but I didn't eat like before this. So I'm really hungry. I think we're almost done with the episode. I'm so fat. Yeah. We're leaving at 345. Why? I look like an alpha guys.

[00:21:16] I make like. I don't know. I'm boring. The walls are brown. Help us.

[00:21:47] Not even. But the room is kind of boring. There's a ton of books behind us. We need to give. We're going to give you a tour of our room. There are one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight lockers. There are eight lockers. A table. Two tables. Three tables. Books. Most likely a dead cricket. At least one. Um.

[00:22:28] It's Shrek alert. Shrek. It's Shrek. Help me. Doc in the detention room. Did it put my voice up? Shrek. Wow. It's scaring me. Shrek is my man. Like almost purposely hit your head on the mic. What does Shrek mean? Hit my head. You're twisting it up. Look at the bottom.

[00:23:00] Oh no. Don't lie like that. I'm just a body walker. You want to go for it? What could you go for? I could go for some Captain Crunch. I could go for some Chipotle. Fatty. I am. I want some more Chipotle. I got Chipotle positivity. Hey Fatty. Post for me. I don't think anyone's going to listen to her podcast. My aunt wants an invite. She's going to be so shocked when she hears this.

[00:23:30] She wants it. Because my aunt wants to listen to this. She's also my godmother. So, you know. My godmother. My godmother. My godmother. Did you hear about the red cup at Starbucks? I got one. What's a red cup? The free red cup. Sorry guys, I'm slow. So, this podcast is pretty sigma. Yeah. Y'all need to stop with that. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:24:00] Yeah. Oh, I have to do the closing too in a few minutes. Sorry y'all. This is going to be like a funny episode. One of those, you know. When you don't know what to talk about days. Yes, right. Oh my god. If we get famous, we should do like those polls on Instagram because I have it and then we can like answer questions. Who should be the host?

[00:24:36] You guys want to close early? Yes, please. Okay. Well, thank you guys for coming back to another one of the V Word podcasts. We hope to see you guys next week. Bye bye. Bye. Everybody say bye. Bye. See you guys next week.